My Driver Is Hard And Stiff And I Love To Play With My Balls Before They Go In The Hole - Sports Tee - Golf T-Shirt - Sports Tee - Golf T-Shirt - Driver Tee
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Delivery and Shipping
Delivery and Shipping
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Full details can be viewed on our Returns & Refunds page, and on our Shipping & Delivery page.
Product Details
Product Details
Bella + Canvas is the exclusive manufacturer of all apparel sold at Kooskadoo. All tees feature a crew neck, short sleeves and are designed with superior Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Bella + Canvas tees feel soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch. Bella + Canvas tees are comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
Features: Side-seamed construction. Pre-shrunk fabric. Retail fit. Unisex sizing. Shoulder to shoulder taping. 100% No Sweatshops & Eco-Friendly.
- Style: 3001
- Short-Sleeve
- Black, Navy, and White colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
- Blank shirts are sourced from various locations, including the USA, Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, and Honduras.
- Printing is performed at various locations worldwide, including the USA and Canada.
Care information
Care information
The materials used for this garment have been carefully selected. We recommend that you read the care instructions on the label found inside this garment.
Tips to preserve quality over time:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with "mild detergent" and similar colors.
- Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
- No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out, only if necessary.
- Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Made Just For You
Made Just For You
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Feel good about what you wear. 100% No Sweatshops. Eco-Friendly.
We'd love to see you wearing this tee.
Take a photo of yourself wearing this tee and post it on Instagram and/or Twitter. Be sure to mention @Kooskadoo and add the hashtag #KooskadooTee. If selected, we'll include your photo in the items photo gallery and in our Instagram Gallery (coming soon), and you'll recieve 25% off your next purchase.
Bella+Canvas Size Guide
PRODUCT MEASUREMENTS
NOTE: Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
A - Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B - Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
MEASURE YOURSELF
A - Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B - Chest
Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.
INCHES
| Size | Length | Chest | Width |
| XS | 27 | 31 - 34 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 34 - 37 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 38 - 41 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 42 - 45 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 46 - 49 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50 - 53 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54 - 57 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58 - 61 | 30 |
| 5XL | 0 | 0 | 0 |
CENTIMETERS
| Size | Length | Chest | Width |
| XS | 68.6 | 78.7 - 86.4 | 41.9 |
| S | 71.1 | 86.4 - 94.0 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 96.5 - 104.1 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 106.7 - 114.3 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 116.8 - 124.5 | 61.0 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 127.0 - 134.6 | 66.0 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 137.2 - 144.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 147.3 - 154.9 | 76.2 |
| 5XL | 0 | 0 | 0 |
My Driver Is Hard And Stiff And I Love To Play With My Balls Before...
Description
Description
Crafted with the highest quality, this Bella-Canvas t-shirt guarantees exceptional softness and lasting durability. Whether you're running errands, hitting the golf course, or simply lounging around, this shirt offers unparalleled comfort and a perfect fit for everyone. Available in various sizes, you can find the ideal match for your loved one or yourself.
Looking for a unique gift? Look no further! This sports-inspired t-shirt, with its witty and playful title, will be sure to put a smile on any golf enthusiast's face. It's the perfect surprise for birthdays, holidays, anniversaries, or any special occasion where a touch of humor and sports passion are desired.
Designed to spark conversations and add a dash of humor to any gathering, this t-shirt is a real crowd-pleaser. Its clever wordplay serves as a great ice-breaker and is guaranteed to create enjoyable moments with friends and strangers alike. Wear it during golf tournaments, game nights, or even casual outings, and let the compliments roll in.
Not only is this t-shirt a conversation starter, but it also celebrates your love for the game. It captures the excitement and joy of golf, letting the world know that you don't take yourself too seriously. This shirt is a playful way to express your passion, while still looking stylish and relaxed.
When you choose this Kooskadoo t-shirt, you're not just buying an ordinary piece of clothing; you're investing in quality and creativity. Crafted with care, it effortlessly combines comfort and a hint of humor, ensuring it becomes a wardrobe favorite for years to come.
So, why wait? Surprise your favorite golfer, friend, or family member with this amazing sports-themed tee. It's a gift that not only shouts their love for golf but also showcases their sense of humor. Don't miss out on the opportunity to bring laughter and joy to someone's day.
Order your "My Driver Is Hard And Stiff And I Love To Play With My Balls Before They Go In The Hole" t-shirt today, and get ready to hit the green in style!
Product Reference Number: KT-1618
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