I Might Fart For You But I'll Never Give A Shit About You - Funny Tee - Fart T-Shirt - Shit Tee - Humor T-Shirt - Comedy Tee
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Delivery and Shipping
Delivery and Shipping
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Product Details
Product Details
Bella + Canvas is the exclusive manufacturer of all apparel sold at Kooskadoo. All tees feature a crew neck, short sleeves and are designed with superior Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Bella + Canvas tees feel soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch. Bella + Canvas tees are comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
Features: Side-seamed construction. Pre-shrunk fabric. Retail fit. Unisex sizing. Shoulder to shoulder taping. 100% No Sweatshops & Eco-Friendly.
- Style: 3001
- Short-Sleeve
- Black, Navy, and White colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
- Blank shirts are sourced from various locations, including the USA, Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, and Honduras.
- Printing is performed at various locations worldwide, including the USA and Canada.
Care information
Care information
The materials used for this garment have been carefully selected. We recommend that you read the care instructions on the label found inside this garment.
Tips to preserve quality over time:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with "mild detergent" and similar colors.
- Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
- No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out, only if necessary.
- Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Made Just For You
Made Just For You
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Feel good about what you wear. 100% No Sweatshops. Eco-Friendly.
We'd love to see you wearing this tee.
Take a photo of yourself wearing this tee and post it on Instagram and/or Twitter. Be sure to mention @Kooskadoo and add the hashtag #KooskadooTee. If selected, we'll include your photo in the items photo gallery and in our Instagram Gallery (coming soon), and you'll recieve 25% off your next purchase.
Bella+Canvas Size Guide
PRODUCT MEASUREMENTS
NOTE: Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
A - Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B - Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
MEASURE YOURSELF
A - Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B - Chest
Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.
INCHES
| Size | Length | Chest | Width |
| XS | 27 | 31 - 34 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 34 - 37 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 38 - 41 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 42 - 45 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 46 - 49 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50 - 53 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54 - 57 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58 - 61 | 30 |
| 5XL | 0 | 0 | 0 |
CENTIMETERS
| Size | Length | Chest | Width |
| XS | 68.6 | 78.7 - 86.4 | 41.9 |
| S | 71.1 | 86.4 - 94.0 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 96.5 - 104.1 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 106.7 - 114.3 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 116.8 - 124.5 | 61.0 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 127.0 - 134.6 | 66.0 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 137.2 - 144.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 147.3 - 154.9 | 76.2 |
| 5XL | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I Might Fart For You But I'll Never Give A Shit About You - Fun...
Description
Description
Made from the ultra-comfortable Bella-Canvas fabric, this unisex t-shirt is designed to be worn and cherished by everyone. It's not just a piece of clothing; it's a bold statement that showcases your unique sense of humor and carefree attitude. With its eye-catching design and witty message, this shirt is sure to turn heads and spark conversations wherever you go.
Searching for a hilarious gift idea? Look no further! Whether it's a birthday, holiday, or any special occasion, this t-shirt is guaranteed to bring non-stop laughter. Imagine the look on your friend's face as they unwrap this unexpected gem. It's the secret weapon to brighten up any celebration and create memories that will last a lifetime. Trust us, this gift will be the talk of the party!
But there's more to this t-shirt than just its humorous slogan. It's a symbol of self-confidence and embracing life's little quirks. It's a reminder to never take ourselves too seriously and to always find joy in the simplest moments. Wear it proudly, and let your carefree spirit shine through.
We understand that personal style is important, which is why our t-shirt is available in a range of sizes to suit all body types. Whether you prefer a relaxed fit or a more snug look, we've got you covered. The Bella-Canvas fabric ensures exceptional comfort all day long, making it perfect for casual outings, lounging at home, or even as a sleepwear option – because who says being funny is limited to daylight hours?
Not only will you look fantastic in this t-shirt, but you'll also feel good about your purchase. Kooskadoo is committed to sustainability and ethical practices, ensuring that each t-shirt is made with the environment and our workers' welfare in mind. By choosing our product, you're not just buying a t-shirt; you're supporting a brand that values social responsibility.
So, what are you waiting for? Add a touch of humor and unapologetic fun to your wardrobe with our "I Might Fart For You But I'll Never Give A Shit About You" t-shirt. It's the perfect gift for that friend who appreciates a good laugh – or treat yourself and be the life of the party! With its irresistibly funny design, comfortable fit, and high-quality construction, this t-shirt is a must-have for anyone who loves to embrace their unique sense of humor.
Order yours today and get ready to rock your carefree attitude while spreading laughter everywhere you go!
Product Reference Number: KT-1749
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