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Skinny People Are Easy To Kidnap Eat More Pizza Stay Safe - Food Tee - Life T-Shirt - Pizza Tee - Food T-Shirt - Humor Tee

$30.00 USD

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Product Details

Bella + Canvas is the exclusive manufacturer of all apparel sold at Kooskadoo. All tees feature a crew neck, short sleeves and are designed with superior Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Bella + Canvas tees feel soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch. Bella + Canvas tees are comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

Features: Side-seamed construction. Pre-shrunk fabric. Retail fit. Unisex sizing. Shoulder to shoulder taping. 100% No Sweatshops & Eco-Friendly.

  • Style: 3001
  • Short-Sleeve
  • Black, Navy, and White colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
  • Blank shirts are sourced from various locations, including the USA, Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, and Honduras.
  • Printing is performed at various locations worldwide, including the USA and Canada.

Care information

The materials used for this garment have been carefully selected. We recommend that you read the care instructions on the label found inside this garment.

Tips to preserve quality over time:

  • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with "mild detergent" and similar colors.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
  • No fabric softeners.
  • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
  • Cool iron inside-out, only if necessary.
  • Do not iron decoration.
  • Do not dry clean.

Made Just For You

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Feel good about what you wear. 100% No Sweatshops. Eco-Friendly.

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Take a photo of yourself wearing this tee and post it on Instagram and/or Twitter. Be sure to mention @Kooskadoo and add the hashtag #KooskadooTee. If selected, we'll include your photo in the items photo gallery and in our Instagram Gallery (coming soon), and you'll recieve 25% off your next purchase.

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Introducing the perfect gift for all food enthusiasts out there! Turn heads and spread smiles this holiday season with the Skinny People Are Easy To Kidnap Eat More Pizza Stay Safe t-shirt, exclusively brought to you by Kooskadoo.

Crafted to perfection, this unisex t-shirt is made from high-quality fabric provided by Bella-Canvas. Its comfortable fit ensures that it is perfect for everyone, making it a wardrobe staple for food lovers of all shapes and sizes. Whether you're rocking casual street style or attending a family gathering, this t-shirt is here to make a statement and keep you cozy.

With its playful and humorous design, the Skinny People Are Easy To Kidnap Eat More Pizza Stay Safe t-shirt is bound to bring joy to anyone's day. Showcasing a witty slogan, this shirt will have people laughing and nodding in agreement. Who can resist the charm of a good pizza? Share your love for this cheesy delight and stay safe with a little humor. It's the perfect conversation starter for any social gathering or food-related event.

Not only is this t-shirt a treat for its wearer, but it also makes for an exceptional gift. Surprise your loved ones, friends, or colleagues with this unique and lighthearted addition to their wardrobe. Whether it's for a foodie's birthday, the holiday season, or simply to make someone smile, this t-shirt is a thoughtful present that will never go out of style. Who wouldn't want a reminder to indulge in their favorite foods and stay safe at the same time?

But wait, there's more! When you purchase the Skinny People Are Easy To Kidnap Eat More Pizza Stay Safe t-shirt from Kooskadoo, you're not only getting a fantastic product, but you're also supporting a business that strives to bring joy and humor into the world. We believe that laughter is the best seasoning, and our goal is to spice up your life through our unique designs.

Don't miss out on this opportunity to add a touch of humor to your own wardrobe or to surprise someone special with a gift that will bring laughter and joy. Order your Skinny People Are Easy To Kidnap Eat More Pizza Stay Safe t-shirt from Kooskadoo today and let your pizza-loving spirit shine!

Please note: This t-shirt is available in various sizes, allowing everyone to enjoy its goodness. Make sure to check the sizing chart provided to select the perfect fit for you or your loved ones.

Product Reference Number: KT-1746

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Skinny People Are Easy To Kidnap Eat More Pizza Stay Safe - Food Tee - Life T-Shirt - Pizza Tee - Food T-Shirt - Humor Tee

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Introducing the perfect gift for all food enthusiasts out there! Turn heads and spread smiles this holiday season with the Skinny People Are Easy To Kidnap Eat More Pizza Stay Safe t-shirt, exclusively brought to you by Kooskadoo.

Crafted to perfection, this unisex t-shirt is made from high-quality fabric provided by Bella-Canvas. Its comfortable fit ensures that it is perfect for everyone, making it a wardrobe staple for food lovers of all shapes and sizes. Whether you're rocking casual street style or attending a family gathering, this t-shirt is here to make a statement and keep you cozy.

With its playful and humorous design, the Skinny People Are Easy To Kidnap Eat More Pizza Stay Safe t-shirt is bound to bring joy to anyone's day. Showcasing a witty slogan, this shirt will have people laughing and nodding in agreement. Who can resist the charm of a good pizza? Share your love for this cheesy delight and stay safe with a little humor. It's the perfect conversation starter for any social gathering or food-related event.

Not only is this t-shirt a treat for its wearer, but it also makes for an exceptional gift. Surprise your loved ones, friends, or colleagues with this unique and lighthearted addition to their wardrobe. Whether it's for a foodie's birthday, the holiday season, or simply to make someone smile, this t-shirt is a thoughtful present that will never go out of style. Who wouldn't want a reminder to indulge in their favorite foods and stay safe at the same time?

But wait, there's more! When you purchase the Skinny People Are Easy To Kidnap Eat More Pizza Stay Safe t-shirt from Kooskadoo, you're not only getting a fantastic product, but you're also supporting a business that strives to bring joy and humor into the world. We believe that laughter is the best seasoning, and our goal is to spice up your life through our unique designs.

Don't miss out on this opportunity to add a touch of humor to your own wardrobe or to surprise someone special with a gift that will bring laughter and joy. Order your Skinny People Are Easy To Kidnap Eat More Pizza Stay Safe t-shirt from Kooskadoo today and let your pizza-loving spirit shine!

Please note: This t-shirt is available in various sizes, allowing everyone to enjoy its goodness. Make sure to check the sizing chart provided to select the perfect fit for you or your loved ones.

Product Reference Number: KT-1746

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