I Gotta See The Candy First Then I Get In The Van I'm Not Stupid - Funny Tee - Candy T-Shirt - Van Tee - T-Shirt - Tee
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Product Details
Product Details
Bella + Canvas is the exclusive manufacturer of all apparel sold at Kooskadoo. All tees feature a crew neck, short sleeves and are designed with superior Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Bella + Canvas tees feel soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch. Bella + Canvas tees are comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
Features: Side-seamed construction. Pre-shrunk fabric. Retail fit. Unisex sizing. Shoulder to shoulder taping. 100% No Sweatshops & Eco-Friendly.
- Style: 3001
- Short-Sleeve
- Black, Navy, and White colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
- Blank shirts are sourced from various locations, including the USA, Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, and Honduras.
- Printing is performed at various locations worldwide, including the USA and Canada.
Care information
Care information
The materials used for this garment have been carefully selected. We recommend that you read the care instructions on the label found inside this garment.
Tips to preserve quality over time:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with "mild detergent" and similar colors.
- Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
- No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out, only if necessary.
- Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Made Just For You
Made Just For You
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Feel good about what you wear. 100% No Sweatshops. Eco-Friendly.
We'd love to see you wearing this tee.
Take a photo of yourself wearing this tee and post it on Instagram and/or Twitter. Be sure to mention @Kooskadoo and add the hashtag #KooskadooTee. If selected, we'll include your photo in the items photo gallery and in our Instagram Gallery (coming soon), and you'll recieve 25% off your next purchase.
Bella+Canvas Size Guide
PRODUCT MEASUREMENTS
NOTE: Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
A - Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B - Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
MEASURE YOURSELF
A - Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B - Chest
Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.
INCHES
| Size | Length | Chest | Width |
| XS | 27 | 31 - 34 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 34 - 37 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 38 - 41 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 42 - 45 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 46 - 49 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50 - 53 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54 - 57 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58 - 61 | 30 |
| 5XL | 0 | 0 | 0 |
CENTIMETERS
| Size | Length | Chest | Width |
| XS | 68.6 | 78.7 - 86.4 | 41.9 |
| S | 71.1 | 86.4 - 94.0 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 96.5 - 104.1 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 106.7 - 114.3 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 116.8 - 124.5 | 61.0 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 127.0 - 134.6 | 66.0 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 137.2 - 144.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 147.3 - 154.9 | 76.2 |
| 5XL | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I Gotta See The Candy First Then I Get In The Van I'm Not Stupi...
Description
Description
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This T-shirt is perfect for anyone with an attitude and a sense of humor. It's great for street-smart women who want to show off their smarts and sarcasm. It's also perfect for those who want to make a statement and stand out from the crowd.
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So, if you're looking for a funny gift for a friend or a trendy addition to your wardrobe, this I Gotta See The Candy First Then I Get In The Van I'm Not Stupid T-shirt is the perfect choice. It's perfect for any occasion, and it's sure to make a great impression. So, what are you waiting for? Get your I Gotta See The Candy First Then I Get In The Van I'm Not Stupid T-shirt today and show off your smarts and sarcasm!
Product Reference Number: KT-1472
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