Hey I Have Selected Hearing Sorry You Weren't Selected Today Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either - Sarcasm Tee - Selected T-Shirt - Hearing Tee - Sorry T-Shirt - Weren't Tee
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Product Details
Product Details
Bella + Canvas is the exclusive manufacturer of all apparel sold at Kooskadoo. All tees feature a crew neck, short sleeves and are designed with superior Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Bella + Canvas tees feel soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch. Bella + Canvas tees are comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
Features: Side-seamed construction. Pre-shrunk fabric. Retail fit. Unisex sizing. Shoulder to shoulder taping. 100% No Sweatshops & Eco-Friendly.
- Style: 3001
- Short-Sleeve
- Black, Navy, and White colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
- Blank shirts are sourced from various locations, including the USA, Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, and Honduras.
- Printing is performed at various locations worldwide, including the USA and Canada.
Care information
Care information
The materials used for this garment have been carefully selected. We recommend that you read the care instructions on the label found inside this garment.
Tips to preserve quality over time:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with "mild detergent" and similar colors.
- Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
- No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out, only if necessary.
- Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Made Just For You
Made Just For You
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Feel good about what you wear. 100% No Sweatshops. Eco-Friendly.
We'd love to see you wearing this tee.
Take a photo of yourself wearing this tee and post it on Instagram and/or Twitter. Be sure to mention @Kooskadoo and add the hashtag #KooskadooTee. If selected, we'll include your photo in the items photo gallery and in our Instagram Gallery (coming soon), and you'll recieve 25% off your next purchase.
Bella+Canvas Size Guide
PRODUCT MEASUREMENTS
NOTE: Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
A - Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B - Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
MEASURE YOURSELF
A - Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B - Chest
Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.
INCHES
| Size | Length | Chest | Width |
| XS | 27 | 31 - 34 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 34 - 37 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 38 - 41 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 42 - 45 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 46 - 49 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50 - 53 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54 - 57 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58 - 61 | 30 |
| 5XL | 0 | 0 | 0 |
CENTIMETERS
| Size | Length | Chest | Width |
| XS | 68.6 | 78.7 - 86.4 | 41.9 |
| S | 71.1 | 86.4 - 94.0 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 96.5 - 104.1 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 106.7 - 114.3 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 116.8 - 124.5 | 61.0 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 127.0 - 134.6 | 66.0 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 137.2 - 144.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 147.3 - 154.9 | 76.2 |
| 5XL | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Hey I Have Selected Hearing Sorry You Weren't Selected Today To...
Description
Description
Crafted with care using the versatile and comfortable Bella-Canvas unisex t-shirt, this shirt is designed to be worn by anyone who appreciates a good dose of sarcasm. Made from premium quality fabric, it feels incredibly soft against your skin, ensuring all-day comfort while you flaunt your sarcastic nature.
Unleash your inner smart aleck and let this t-shirt speak volumes without saying a word. Perfect for inspiring laughter and eye-rolls wherever you go, it's a surefire conversation starter that will leave everyone wanting to know where you got it.
But wait, there's more! This sarcastically brilliant t-shirt also makes for a fantastic gift. Whether it's for holidays, birthdays, anniversaries, or simply to brighten someone's day, this shirt is bound to bring a smile to the face of any sarcastic soul. Just imagine the joy and laughter it will bring as they proudly wear their selected hearing statement for all to see!
It doesn't matter if you're the king or queen of sarcasm, or if you just appreciate a good sarcastic comment every now and then, this t-shirt is a must-have addition to your wardrobe. Embrace your witty side and let the world know what they're in for with this epic display of humorous attitude.
But hey, we know what you're thinking: "Is this shirt machine washable?" You bet it is! We've made sure to use the highest quality materials that are both durable and easy to care for. Simply toss it in the machine, and it'll come out looking impeccable every time.
So, why wait? Upgrade your wardrobe and gift-giving game with the "Hey I Have Selected Hearing Sorry You Weren't Selected Today Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either" t-shirt from Kooskadoo. Order yours now and add a touch of sass to your style or gift it to someone who truly appreciates the art of sarcasm.
Remember, life's too short to take everything seriously. Embrace your sassy side and let this t-shirt do the talking for you. Shop now and get ready to turn heads, raise eyebrows, and leave everyone laughing with your irresistibly witty sense of humor!
Product Reference Number: KT-1562
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