I Don't Eat Anything That Poops - Food Tee - Vegetarian T-Shirt - Vegan Tee - Organic T-Shirt - Plant-Based Tee
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Product Details
Product Details
Bella + Canvas is the exclusive manufacturer of all apparel sold at Kooskadoo. All tees feature a crew neck, short sleeves and are designed with superior Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Bella + Canvas tees feel soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch. Bella + Canvas tees are comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
Features: Side-seamed construction. Pre-shrunk fabric. Retail fit. Unisex sizing. Shoulder to shoulder taping. 100% No Sweatshops & Eco-Friendly.
- Style: 3001
- Short-Sleeve
- Black, Navy, and White colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
- Blank shirts are sourced from various locations, including the USA, Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, and Honduras.
- Printing is performed at various locations worldwide, including the USA and Canada.
Care information
Care information
The materials used for this garment have been carefully selected. We recommend that you read the care instructions on the label found inside this garment.
Tips to preserve quality over time:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with "mild detergent" and similar colors.
- Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
- No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out, only if necessary.
- Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Made Just For You
Made Just For You
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Feel good about what you wear. 100% No Sweatshops. Eco-Friendly.
We'd love to see you wearing this tee.
Take a photo of yourself wearing this tee and post it on Instagram and/or Twitter. Be sure to mention @Kooskadoo and add the hashtag #KooskadooTee. If selected, we'll include your photo in the items photo gallery and in our Instagram Gallery (coming soon), and you'll recieve 25% off your next purchase.
Bella+Canvas Size Guide
PRODUCT MEASUREMENTS
NOTE: Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
A - Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B - Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
MEASURE YOURSELF
A - Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B - Chest
Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.
INCHES
| Size | Length | Chest | Width |
| XS | 27 | 31 - 34 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 34 - 37 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 38 - 41 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 42 - 45 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 46 - 49 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50 - 53 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54 - 57 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58 - 61 | 30 |
| 5XL | 0 | 0 | 0 |
CENTIMETERS
| Size | Length | Chest | Width |
| XS | 68.6 | 78.7 - 86.4 | 41.9 |
| S | 71.1 | 86.4 - 94.0 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 96.5 - 104.1 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 106.7 - 114.3 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 116.8 - 124.5 | 61.0 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 127.0 - 134.6 | 66.0 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 137.2 - 144.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 147.3 - 154.9 | 76.2 |
| 5XL | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I Don't Eat Anything That Poops - Food Tee - Vegetarian T-Shirt...
Description
Description
Crafted from high-quality Bella-Canvas fabric, this unisex tee is designed to offer both comfort and durability, ensuring that you look and feel great wherever your culinary adventures take you. With its witty slogan and sleek design, it's the perfect way to add a touch of humor to your wardrobe.
Looking for a fun and unique gift for the food lover in your life? Look no further! The "I Don't Eat Anything That Poops" t-shirt is a hilarious and memorable option for birthdays, holidays, or any special occasion. Whether they're a seasoned chef or just enjoy a good meal, this t-shirt is sure to bring a smile to their face.
Not only is this t-shirt a great conversation starter, but it also allows you to proudly showcase your dietary preferences with a dash of humor. Whether you're whipping up a gourmet meal or grabbing brunch with friends, this t-shirt is guaranteed to turn heads and spark laughter wherever you go.
So why wait? Treat yourself or someone special to the "I Don't Eat Anything That Poops" t-shirt from Kooskadoo today and add a sprinkle of humor to your kitchen adventures!
Product Reference Number: KT-1809
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