I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am - Food Tee - Funny T-Shirt - Foodie Tee - Humor T-Shirt - Quirky Tee
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Product Details
Product Details
Bella + Canvas is the exclusive manufacturer of all apparel sold at Kooskadoo. All tees feature a crew neck, short sleeves and are designed with superior Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Bella + Canvas tees feel soft and lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch. Bella + Canvas tees are comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
Features: Side-seamed construction. Pre-shrunk fabric. Retail fit. Unisex sizing. Shoulder to shoulder taping. 100% No Sweatshops & Eco-Friendly.
- Style: 3001
- Short-Sleeve
- Black, Navy, and White colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
- Blank shirts are sourced from various locations, including the USA, Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, and Honduras.
- Printing is performed at various locations worldwide, including the USA and Canada.
Care information
Care information
The materials used for this garment have been carefully selected. We recommend that you read the care instructions on the label found inside this garment.
Tips to preserve quality over time:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with "mild detergent" and similar colors.
- Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
- No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out, only if necessary.
- Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Made Just For You
Made Just For You
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Feel good about what you wear. 100% No Sweatshops. Eco-Friendly.
We'd love to see you wearing this tee.
Take a photo of yourself wearing this tee and post it on Instagram and/or Twitter. Be sure to mention @Kooskadoo and add the hashtag #KooskadooTee. If selected, we'll include your photo in the items photo gallery and in our Instagram Gallery (coming soon), and you'll recieve 25% off your next purchase.
Bella+Canvas Size Guide
PRODUCT MEASUREMENTS
NOTE: Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
A - Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B - Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
MEASURE YOURSELF
A - Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B - Chest
Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.
INCHES
| Size | Length | Chest | Width |
| XS | 27 | 31 - 34 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 34 - 37 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 38 - 41 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 42 - 45 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 46 - 49 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50 - 53 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54 - 57 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58 - 61 | 30 |
| 5XL | 0 | 0 | 0 |
CENTIMETERS
| Size | Length | Chest | Width |
| XS | 68.6 | 78.7 - 86.4 | 41.9 |
| S | 71.1 | 86.4 - 94.0 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 96.5 - 104.1 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 106.7 - 114.3 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 116.8 - 124.5 | 61.0 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 127.0 - 134.6 | 66.0 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 137.2 - 144.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 147.3 - 154.9 | 76.2 |
| 5XL | 0 | 0 | 0 |
I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am - Food Tee - Funny T-Shirt -...
Description
Description
Why settle for ordinary when you can wear a shirt that sparks smiles, laughter, and conversations? The "I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am" t-shirt is designed to be a conversation starter at parties, family gatherings, food festivals, or even a quick trip to the grocery store. Let people know that you celebrate the joy of good food and aren't afraid to share it with the world!
Not only does this t-shirt make a statement, but it also serves as an ideal gift for all occasions. Whether you're looking to surprise a fellow food lover, celebrate a birthday, or add a touch of fun to the holidays, this tee is the perfect choice. Show your friends, family, or significant other that you understand and appreciate their love for scrumptious meals and let them wear their passion with pride.
The "I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am" t-shirt is more than just a fashion statement; it's a reflection of your unique personality and love for a good time. Crafted with the utmost care and attention to detail, this t-shirt seeks to provide maximum comfort and durability so that you can enjoy wearing it day in and day out. Made from high-quality materials, it offers a soft and comfortable fit that feels like a warm embrace, ensuring you'll never want to take it off.
Bring out your inner foodie and celebrate the joy of indulging in delicious flavors with the "I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am" t-shirt. Perfect for taco Tuesdays, pizza nights, brunch dates, or simply lounging at home with your favorite snack, this shirt will become your go-to choice for any food-related adventure. Pair it with your favorite jeans, shorts, or leggings, and get ready to rock a casual yet trendy look that's as versatile as your taste in food.
Here at Kooskadoo, we believe that life is meant to be savored, and food plays a significant role in that enjoyment. Our mission is to celebrate the culinary experiences that bring people together and make lasting memories. The "I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am" t-shirt embodies this spirit, reminding us to embrace our love for delectable treats and the joy they bring to our lives.
Don't miss out on the opportunity to own this extraordinary t-shirt. Spread smiles, ignite conversations, and showcase your passion for food with pride. Get your hands on the "I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am" t-shirt today, and let the world know that you're unapologetically passionate about good food and good times.
Order now and surprise your loved ones with a hilarious and thoughtful gift that will become an instant favorite! Whether it's a birthday, holiday, or just because, this t-shirt is sure to bring joy and laughter to anyone lucky enough to receive it. Don't wait - buy the "I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am" t-shirt from Kooskadoo today and be the talk of the table at your next food-filled gathering!
Product Reference Number: KT-1622
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